May they be chained to a chair for eternity with nothing but Barney to listen to!

May they be caught with diarrhea in public and no access to toilet paper in front of someone they were hoping to favorably impress!

Gallstones! Locusts! Leprosy! . . .

*snarl*

At least this time it was "only" my car that was broken into, and "only" the damage to the car to worry about (it's undriveable because they ripped the ignition apart). Apparently they were trying to steal it.

It's taken the better part of the day, but the police report is taken care of (and I only had to wait about an hour and a half for the deputy), the car is at the dealer, and I have a rental, most of which my insurance is covering.

And I've lost a day's work, but I've got plenty of leave saved up.

Still, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gacked from malkingrey:

( I'm not Michael Moorcock )

Goodness, it's been a long time since I did one of these!

from aukestrel and jedibuttercup at LJ:



Wordle!

Lifted from dancinghorse

. . . that's sort of scary. Although, paranoid? Not so much. And I know other people born on the same day who I don't think would fit . . .

Okay, I found out about this from the_shoshanna and she's right, it's hysterical. Go to http://producten.hema.nl/ and wait a few seconds after it loads . . . and don't worry about the fact that the site's in Dutch. Language isn't the important thing here . . .

from and others:

Which Discworld Character are you like (with pics) created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Carrot Ironfounderson You are Captain Carrot Ironfounderson of the City Watch in the greatest city on the Disc – Ankh-Morprok! A truly good natured, honest guy, who knows everyone, and is liked by all. Technically a dwarf, but only by adoption. You’d rather not be reminded that you are the true heir to the throne, but that does explain why people naturally follow your orders… Lord Havelock Vetinari 69% Carrot Ironfounderson 69% Commander Samuel Vimes 56% Death 50% Esmerelda (Granny) Weatherwax 44% Gytha (Nanny) Ogg 44% The Librarian 44% Greebo 38% Rincewind 38% Cohen The Barbarian 31%

Of course it should have been the Librarian (oook!) but the sad truth is, to say I hate bananas would be an extreme understatement. So there went that idea . . .